Writing Inspirations - The 4077th

Why I love M*A*S*H

 Henry Blake: Will you stop saying what I'm thinking?
Radar : One of us has to.

Frank: I'm taking this to a higher authority.
Trapper : Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.

Frank: This is the last straw!
Hawkeye: Remind me to order more straws.

Frank: The men hate me, don't they?
Radar : Just your guts, sir.

Frank: Why don't you guys like me?
Hawkeye: Because you're a lousy doctor and a rotten person.
Frank : Aside from that.
B.J. : Well, there's your pimples.
 
Plus, the theme song makes me cry.